SILVER SPRING, Md. — The General Conference headquarters of the Seventh-day Adventist Church has announced plans to hold a special session to vote on the official dress code for heaven. “After much prayer and deliberation, we have concluded that the celestial realms require our guidance,” said a spokesperson for the GC. “Given our earthly authority, […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-gc-to-vote-on-dress-code-for-heaven/

20 May 2024  | Hi, Aunt Sevvy, I have been married for 25 years. When my children were young my mother-in-law used to make remarks about how I didn’t bake pies or cakes. (My son once asked what a vegetable was in her garden; she replied that you wouldn’t know because your mother doesn’t cook.) […] Source: https://atoday.org/my-mother-in-law-criticizes-me-and-my-husband-wont-stand-up-to-her/

Southern Adventist University has issued a formal apology and sworn a blood oath never to invite back the misguided speaker who dared to promote the “gift of singleness” during a recent Week of Prayer. The campus was thrown into upheaval after Pastor Jim Solo tried to normalize being single during his controversial “Alone With God” […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-southern-promises-never-to-invite-back-gift-of-singleness-speaker/

I remember vividly sitting in cradle roll Sabbath School, and being handed a red paper heart. Opening the double-doors in the middle revealed a picture of Jesus. This all happened as we sang about Jesus being in our hearts. I didn’t understand what that meant then, and I’m not sure I do now. We Christians […] Source: https://atoday.org/editorial-how-exactly-do-you-know-god/