25 September 2023  | Dear Aunt Sevvy, In my country (in southeastern Asia) I hear pastors and evangelists say that in 2024 probation will close. At that point, they say, baptism will count for nothing—it will be like taking a bath in the river, without any spiritual effect.  Why would God do such a thing? […] Source: https://atoday.org/aunt-sevvy-is-probation-closing-in-2024/

Underworld sources have confirmed that the Devil himself is beaming with pride over his impressive church board attendance record. According to Lucifer’s spokesperson, Beelzebob, the Evil One has been diligently attending church board meetings for decades, all while maintaining his notorious reputation in the world of temptation and sin. “Satan has a perfect attendance record […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-devil-proud-of-his-church-board-meeting-attendance-record/

COLLEGEDALE, Tennessee — In a first for Adventist educational institutions worldwide, Southern Adventist University’s Advancement Department has announced an end to all fundraising activities effective immediately. The decision was made possible by what Southern’s administration has described as a “torrent of revenue from student fines.” “Southern offers a generous menu of fineable offenses,” said Bubba […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-southern-stops-fundraising-as-student-fines-make-enough-money/

Todos sabemos que existe una costumbre cultural muy arraigada según la cual el primogénito asume la autoridad y los bienes de la familia. Esto se ha demostrado a lo largo de la historia en muchos casos, y todavía se ve en las familias reales de hoy: el rey del Reino Unido es Carlos, no Andrés. […] Source: https://atoday.org/por-que-dios-no-llamo-a-los-mayores/

by Loren Seibold  |  22 September 2023 I didn’t start out with any particular objection to women being pastors. Before I got to college, the idea had never crossed my mind. In our little country church in North Dakota I’d not seen any women pastors. We did have some extraordinary women, though, who shaped my […] Source: https://atoday.org/how-the-womens-ordination-debate-shaped-my-theology-2/