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25 September 2023  | Walter Veith has issued another warning to Adventists, this time about the Apocrypha! Adventists, he says, must stay away from these books and condemn them to the garbage can. In this video, Matthew Korpman, an adjunct professor of the Bible at La Sierra, will examine these claims and show whether Ellen […] Source: https://atoday.org/matthew-korpman-walter-veith-ellen-white-and-the-apocrypha/

25 September 2023  | Dear Aunt Sevvy, In my country (in southeastern Asia) I hear pastors and evangelists say that in 2024 probation will close. At that point, they say, baptism will count for nothing—it will be like taking a bath in the river, without any spiritual effect.  Why would God do such a thing? […] Source: https://atoday.org/aunt-sevvy-is-probation-closing-in-2024/

Underworld sources have confirmed that the Devil himself is beaming with pride over his impressive church board attendance record. According to Lucifer’s spokesperson, Beelzebob, the Evil One has been diligently attending church board meetings for decades, all while maintaining his notorious reputation in the world of temptation and sin. “Satan has a perfect attendance record […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-devil-proud-of-his-church-board-meeting-attendance-record/

COLLEGEDALE, Tennessee — In a first for Adventist educational institutions worldwide, Southern Adventist University’s Advancement Department has announced an end to all fundraising activities effective immediately. The decision was made possible by what Southern’s administration has described as a “torrent of revenue from student fines.” “Southern offers a generous menu of fineable offenses,” said Bubba […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-southern-stops-fundraising-as-student-fines-make-enough-money/