
“It’s not vanity if it ticks,” officials explain. After years of whispered hallway debates and subtle wrist flashes during potluck, the Biblical Research Institute (BRI) has finally addressed one of Adventism’s most enduring mysteries: Are Rolex watches considered jewelry? In a 37-page statement titled “Adornment, Stewardship, and the Sanctification of Time,” the BRI concluded that […] Source: https://atoday.org/satire-the-faithful-can-now-flex-rolexes-count-as-adventist-approved-jewelry/




